Tales of a Depressed Retailer


Two kinds of people

And then there’s the Samsung galaxy people over here like what’s the problem guys, everything’s all fine and dandy over here…lol

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.

Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

I work at a location now that’s right next to a major university. It’s known pretty well for it’s international program so we get a lot of foreign people in the store, no big deal, it’s just hard sometimes because they don’t always speak english and we’re still required to ask them to sign up for stuff.

Anyways, the other day I’m ringing out some students and one pulls out a $100 travelers check and kinda points at it like “can I use this?” So I ring it up and give him change and at the end he holds out a $1 and asks for change. I open my till and change it out for 4 quarters. As I shut my till the other guy pulls out a $100 bill and says “I need change too”

Hahahahaha, NOPE! And I pointed him to the bank that was right next to our building….you think I have an endless supply of change??? No! It’s one thing if you’re paying with the $100, but I’m not gonna just hand over $100 in 1s, 5s, and 10s….you’re crazy.

Seriously guys, who could ever abandon their own child just because it gets older?? This is my child, and he will never end up in a shelter, ever.





People need to realize the significance of this post, because when I reblogged it it was just blank so I think some people may not understand what this is trying to say

Adopting an animal (or buying from someone close to you who has recently had puppies, kittens, etc) is not like simply going to the store and buying a toy. You do not just get to throw it away once you are done with it and it stops being cute in your eyes

This is a real living thing that has emotions, needs, and wants, not something to be thrown away when YOU are done after YOU entered at commitment to raise and care for this animal. 

What’s just as bad as dumping the animal off just anywhere you want, whether it be on the side of the road or in a shelter, is that a lot of these animals end up dying after that. Animals are NOT always adopted and strays are not always picked up. Animals can get put down, run over, tortured, and a list of other things 

People should really think about what they are responsible for before they bring an animal into their life

Not to mention that that animal loves you, you are his world, and when you drop him off at the shelter - or worse, in the street - you are abandoning him. He doesn’t know what he did wrong, he thinks you’ll come back, maybe you just dropped him off for a bit and you’ll come back to him.
Not only did you make a commitment, but that animal loves you and throwing them away isn’t just breaking that commitment, it’s throwing away someone who doesn’t understand why you don’t love him anymore and where you went.

This is so important. Animals are NOT toys you just can’t return them because you got bored. Think first before you buy a cute little puppy for your stupid girlfriend or sister or whatever. Okay. This just make me so mad that I can’t keep talking about it. Seriously you have no heart if you do this. Seriously

This shit pisses me off

How could you be so hateful to that poor puppy who loves you 


I’m still relatively new to the job, and she doesn’t like me. I’m the kind of person that on the outside looks very calm, and this annoys the hell out of her. It doesn’t mean that I’m not freaking out internally (because believe me, I am), but I’m not going to show it much on the outside unless…

You should definitely talk to her about it. Just let her know that you’re not trying to be disrespectful, it’s just a misunderstanding and you really do care about getting everything done. Communication is everything, especially in retail, it’s like a family and it’s best to get ahead of misunderstandings instead of letting them grow and fester.



if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.




can the cashiers of tumblr please, please explain to me why there’s only one lane open when there’s clearly a big line and things are moving slowly?

i’m not asking rudely or complaining, i genuinely wanna know.


Also, If everyone ran to the registers then there wouldn’t be anyone on the floor to assist customers which would make customers still shopping frustrated as well…It’s a lose lose situation.


Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.

This needs to be taught in sex education in school. Instead of just the two extremes-NEVER have sex, it’s evil—-or, here, everyone must have a condom right now so you don’t get pregnant tonight!

Sex happens, but it’s not required, it’s not for everyone.



so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles


I was ready to give the rewrite a chance until I read the “5 years from now” part…really???? Lol